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When we tell you you look cute, it also means sexy and hot. Cute is just the go-to word for that. Take it seriously. Michelle Manchir, 25, Richmond, Indiana. We are not all impressed by guitar players. Everyone can play three chords of "Lake of Fire. Just make sure no part of your body is smelly, okay?

We will never ask for popcorn or candy at movies but if you get some we will always help you eat it. Compliments on our clothes when sincere are generally unexpected and loved. And it's so easy. Confederacy of Dunces? The Unbearable Lightness of Being? It kind of freaks us out that men gravitate towards books about losers and misogynists.

Sometimes, the best gift you can give us is to start humming a song that suits a moment. Sharon Morrison, 61, Montreal, Quebec.

We get satisfaction from fixing or healing someone who really needs us to fix or heal him. It's sexy when you play with babies.

Monica Thakkar, 26, Houston, Texas. If you have an X-Men poster, it had better not be in a frame. If you have a college-era tie-dyed tapestry, take it down. Colleen Egan, 30, New York. Actually, if you have an X-Men poster, take it down. Those shoes that are a cross between a bowling shoe and a sneaker you know, the ones you thought were a really cool alternative to dress shoes?

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If you don't know that Cookie Crisp is bad for you, make an effort to learn at least a little bit about food and nutrition. We never, ever want to get matching jerseys and attend a sporting event with you.